December 2011
How To HAVe a Sex
stormcloud:
To Have A Sex. You first need A male And A Females. In order tO Complete Sex successFully, Ur clothes should be removed. Next, the Male needs to dIp his Testicals into the Woman’s Vaginus. The more times u dip the testiCals into the the vaguna The More Better sex will be. another Helpful Tip Is The more Testucals the male has, The better it Will Feel for the Female woman.
I’m going to marry the following people: -Jake Gyllenhaal -Demi Lovato -Jason Dolley -Lily Allen -Garrett Hedlund -Christina Perri -Zachary Levi -Also, Flynn Rider… :)
I’m turning into a whore.
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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Sorry for all the retail posts! I’m having quite the night.
Dear holiday shoppers,
megnutmeg:
Sorry, I do NOT care that the line is too long for you. I also do NOT care that we don’t have enough merchandise. You waited until 3 days before Christmas to start crossing things off that list of yours and I have absolutely NO sympathy for you*.
Sincerely,
Everyone who has ever worked in retail…ever
*Unless you’re an old lady or man. Then I’ll give you my sympathy.
I’m leaving to go to work. *~ToYs R uS 4 LyFe~*
Someone feed me.
